You Know Your a Stoner?

When you clean your bongs more than your dishes.

who has any more????

you know your a stoner when your stash is full but your food pantry and fridge are emtpy.

You know your a stoner when 4/20 is a holiday for you.

You know your a stoner when you shed a tear when you see the police burning weed crops on the news.

You know you're a stoner when the cashier at the gas station knows what kind of papers you use.

You know your a stoner when you have you alarm going off at 4:20

You know your a stoner when you tear your house apart looking for a lighter, then realize its in your pocket.

you know ur a stoner when you know all the dominos delivery guys  know u by name and vise versa (o and yes theres 4 of them and there names r ricky paul john and bob)

when the first person you meet in a new city is somebody you saw walking and then followed into a gas station to ask if they smoked and finding out they work clipping buds for a medical grower.

you know your a stoner when the first thought in your head when you wake up is "wake and bake!!!"

you know youre a stoner when u go to a liquore store instead of looking for liqour youre trying to find a good bottle for a bong

Its always 420 somewhere!

Thats why I don't watch the news

They know I'm a stoner when I buy a pack of cigs AND zigzags

Haha great thread..

You know you're a stoner when your pets are bigger stoners than you are.

You stashed some snow in the freezer last time it snowed and you were stoned.. thought you could use it in the bong later.. then forgot about it and found it later that summer one giant chunk of ice...

you know that yura  stoner when u misplace your weed and cant find it without getting baked again.

when u always have a drink on ya for the dries and ya always have a stoker lol

when u know how 2 make everything in ur house into a bong or pipe