Haha great thread..

You know you're a stoner when your pets are bigger stoners than you are.

You stashed some snow in the freezer last time it snowed and you were stoned.. thought you could use it in the bong later.. then forgot about it and found it later that summer one giant chunk of ice...

you know that yura  stoner when u misplace your weed and cant find it without getting baked again.

when u always have a drink on ya for the dries and ya always have a stoker lol