Hey Chronic Kiddies, spark up and prepare for a rant... 
I just finished taking a couple of hits from a bong 
and my friend just came over and insisted that I smoke a blunt with him. He said he was going to "rape my lungs" with a fat blunt. "You can't rape the willing..." 
was my response. Anyway, it started to make me think about all of the people that I have not seen in WEEKS that said they would smoke me out with their latest ounce.
I'll be the first one to admit that I LOVE smoking people out. If you're a friend of a friend and I'm first meeting you, you're going to be stoned by the time you leave my place. That's just how I roll. I see weed smoking as a nice ice breaker and an awesome social experience.
But.... 
If there is one thing that I absolutely hate, it's SCAVENGERS!!! If you've seen Half Baked, the Scavenger in that movie was Snoop Dogg. A Scavenger is the type of person who shows up ONLY when they know you've got some fresh new weed. A Scavenger is someone who smokes and runs. A Scavenger looks at you eagerly, every time you so much as pick up a pipe. A Scavenger promises over and over that they will smoke you back out and doesn't.
After so long of being generous with my sweet Mary Jane, I've noticed that a lot of times, I have to deal with my friends acting like fucking Scavengers. Luckily, my closest buddies are not like that... But, I have noticed some Scavenger behavior with some of my other "friends." Does anyone else have this problem?
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