I can name a few other things besides get high. Live life to the fullest ★ Hang out with the StoNerds ★ Play the living shit out of video games ★ Belly Dance ★ Make Jewelry ★ Web Design ★ Write video game articles ★ Smoke out my friends ★ Name Pipes/Bongs ★ Collect glass pieces ★ Taste every Juicy Jay's Paper flavor ★ Cuddle ★ Porn & Chicken
I'm a total TV Junkie. Here is a list of my favorite TV shows. Old and New. If you like these shows, let's converse.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia ★ That 70’s Show ★ King of Queens ★ Wonder Showzen ★ Manswers ★ Aqua Teen Hunger Force ★ Family Guy ★ American Dad ★ The Boondocks ★ Drawn Together ★ Futurama ★ The Simpsons ★ South Park ★ Reno 911 ★ Metalocalypse ★ Jackass ★ Wildboyz ★ Nitro Circus ★ Super Jail ★ Robot Chicken ★ Powerpuff Girls ★ Johnny Bravo ★ Ed, Edd & Eddy ★ Two Stupid Dogs ★ Cow & Chicken ★ Dexter’s Lab ★ Courage the Cowardly Dog ★ Smurfs ★ Ren & Stimpy ★ Rocko’s Modern Life ★ Are you afraid of the Dark? ★ Beavis & Butthead ★ The Oblongs ★ Daria ★ The Maxx ★ The Angry Beavers ★ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ★ Pinky & The Brain ★ Dragon Ball Z ★ The Simpsons ★ Hey Arnold ★ Invader Zim ★ Nip/Tuck ★ Wife Swap ★ The Soup ★ Web Soup ★ The Real World ★ Ultimate Fighter ★ Diners Drive-Ins & Dives ★ Good Eats ★ Man v Food
MOVIES
I particularly enjoy Comedy Flicks.
ZombieLand ★ AdventureLand ★ Clerks ★ Clerks 2 ★ Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back ★ Office Space ★ Extract ★ The 40 Year Old Virgin ★ Knocked Up ★ Zack and Miri Make a Porno ★ Observe and Report ★ Funny People ★ Pineapple Express ★ Forgetting Sarah Marshall ★ Boondock Saints ★ Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ★ Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay ★ Step Brothers ★ Good Luck Chuck ★ Waiting ★ Super Troopers ★ Beer Fest ★ Borat ★ Bruno ★ Dazed and Confused ★ Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke ★ The Big Lebowski ★ The Hangover ★ American Beauty ★ The Labyrinth ★ Rocky Horror Picture Show ★ Repo! The Genetic Opera ★ Bully ★ Kids ★ The Dark Knight ★ Mean Girls ★ Party Monster ★ Donnie Darko ★ From Dusk Til Dawn ★ Planet Terror ★ Death Proof ★ Kill Bill Vol 1 ★ Kill Bill Vol 2 ★ Anything by Quentin Tarantino ★ Pet Sematary ★ Team America ★ Half Baked ★ Little Miss Sunshine ★ American History X ★ Across The Universe ★ Super High Me ★ Edward Scissorhands ★ The Nightmare Before Christmas
MUSIC
Mmmmm, Ear Candy. It would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to think of my favorite bands because I listen to a wide variety of music genres, ranging from every decade. Not to mention, I don't want to make a fancy shmancy list of every freaking band that I love. Here is generally what I like to listen to though...
Classic Rock ★ Heavy Metal ★ Black Metal ★ Death Metal ★ Grunge ★ Several Indie Bands ★ Pop ★ House ★ Trance ★ Techno ★ Drum n' Bass ★ Psychedelic Rock ★ & Of course, Groovy Shit
Speaking of Ear Candy... My boyfriend has a band. It's called Pvppit and it's amazing. Speaking of my boyfriend... *Quick Transition To Different Subject* Wondering how my love life is going? Well, you shouldn’t have asked because now it’s time for the inevitable cutesie patootsie “Awwww” mushy gushy boyfriend ramblings… Yes, I do have a boyfriend. I’ve been in love with him since the day we got together on 10|30|04. Waylon and I are not like other couples, though. On our two year anniversary, we gave each other Nintendo DS Lites. We don’t take professional "couple" pictures like other queers, we take screen shots of us together in Halo 3 showing off our bad ass customized Spartan armor. We don’t watch romantic comedies together, we watch porn and upcoming video game trailers together. We have HIS and HERS Xbox 360s. We smoke each other out, get the munchies, and cruise in our very own ex-police car, rocking our aviators and harassing pedestrians while we search for grub. We don’t vacation in Aspen or Cancun, we get pit tickets to heavy metal concerts. We’re pretty much the ultimate couple. Boys, you're not as awesome as him so don't even try to sweet talk me. ;P
⇐•☮♥How's it growing, Dank Devotees?♥☮•⇒ I’m one of the most laid back gals that you will ever meet... So if I'm not nice to you, it's probably because you're a major SEE YOU ENN TEE. ^-^ With a silver tongue, immature sense of humor, an adoration for raunchy comedy movies & love for every fucking video game genre (8-bit to 1080p) to date, I've realized that I'm a bit more of a guy's girl. Although, don't fret ladies, I like MAKE-UP, STICKERS, PONIES AND MYSPACE DOT COM (Family Guy joke), so there's still a chance that you won't think I'm a complete loser and might actually want to spark up a blunt, jam out to some Black Sabbath & shoot zombies in Left 4 Dead.
Luckily, I smoke with some of the best herb aficionados on the planet who taught me everything I know about how amazing Mary Jane is. They gave me a crash course and taught me the motto of my smoking life, "If you don't cough, you don't get off." If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have that luxury of coming home from a long day at work and just unwinding with the greatest stress reliever, a perfectly-rolled joint. I wouldn't be the Stoner I am today if it weren't for my Buds. :]
I see myself as a carefree girl who loves anything drenched in chili cheese, yelling at UFC fighters through the TV screen and getting to know and eventually e-molesting people over the Internet. I've been told that I'm slightly more perverted than a 9-year-old virgin who's finally brushed up against his first boob and I’ve been known to have a sailor’s mouth so filthy that fungus is starting to sprout from under my tongue.
I’m the chick who you'll see at parties with tangled hair, Hello Kitty pajama pants and a torn-up Slayer t-shirt. The girl who’s probably smoking from a cherry-flavored blunt and talking her head off, detailing the epic pwnage in her latest Halo match, bitching about government conspiracies or geeking out about paranormal phenomena. That chick who's just laughing to herself, probably thinking about something that happened the other day. The one who's sporting two blacks eyes and a couple of bruises from attempting (and failing) to glow-stick at the latest rave. Not to mention, that chick that you love to hang out with because she's always got an ounce in her bag and a good story to share.
My main ganja-related goal is to be heard. I don't want to live in a world... er, country that prosecutes a God-given plant. I want to stop the anti-marijuana propaganda and spread the truth about this herb. I want to take weed away from criminal hands so it becomes what it truly is, a respectable medicine. We need to eliminate the issues associated with the prohibition of marijuana, including the crime, corruption and violence involved with the current "black market."
The people have spoken, when will the government listen? How can they ignore the truth any longer? When will they understand that the stigmas that are attached to this plant are moot? There are tens of millions of Americans who smoke marijuana responsibly and believe the recreational and medicinal use of marijuana should no longer be a crime. We need to work together to right a wrong. We, who are under the influence, are above the ignorance. No one should ever feel afraid to stand up for what they believe in. Be heard.
Also, if you're some religious person who wants to throw the bible at my head and say that you don't like marijuana because it's against your religion, you should catch up on your bible humping.
Then God said, "Let the land burst forth with every sort of grass and seed-bearing plant. And let there be trees that grow seed-bearing fruit. The seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came." And so it was. The land was filled with seed-bearing plants and trees, and their seeds produced plants and trees of like kind. And God saw that it was good. -Genesis 1:11&12
Which basically means, "Pots a plant, it grows from the ground, if God didn't like it, it wouldn't be around." Interested in joining a cannabis-centric healing church? Check out THC Ministries, the Congregation of Jesus Christ Keneh-Bosem, the Healing Church of God, the Cannabis Assembly and there's several more.
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Why I Smoke Weed
Seriously, I love everything about Mary Jane. Her beautiful bright sweet leaves, her smell, her taste, the feelings she gives me... The inspiration and creativity she stirs inside of me. I love the peace of mind, body and soul that she restores in me. Every time I see her, a smile crosses my face. Every time her smoke hits my lungs, I'm happy. I enjoy life tenfold when I'm high. My boyfriend loves weed too and when we smoke together, it's so intimate when we're sharing thoughts and telling stories. It makes every time we play Borderlands on our Xbox 360 SO FUCKING EPIC!! I don't smoke because of some random pain or anything, I smoke it because I fucking love it. I will own a head shop someday.
My First 420 Experience
I smoked my first spliff when I was fourteen years old. My girl friend and I stole a small spliff from my brother's stash and smoked it at an elementary school playground. I thought a black dog was following us home but it turned out to be our shadows from the street lights. I can't remember the first time I started my daily 4:20 smoking ritual but best b'lee I try not to ever miss 4:20 now-a-days.
Funniest Stoner Moment
It'd be impossible for me to remember just one particular moment... The funniest moments always have to do with the most random obscene and inappropriate conversations that can come up in our circle. Then it always escalates to something even more crazy and hilarious... But, we usually completely forget what we were talking about 10 minutes later.
One thing that I noticed (that's hilarious as hell) is that it seems like hardly any of us damn Pot Heads can think of one specific story to put here... XP
Favorite Strains
The first strains of hella good shit that I got to try. Green Crack ♥ TrainWreck ♥ Jamaican Spice ♥ Chaos ♥ AK-47
I Would Like To Smoke With
TURN ON'S
Here's a list of things I ♥. Video Games ★ POKEMON ★ Bongs ★ Raving ★ Kandy ★ Moshpits ★ Grunge ★ Photography ★ Ass Spankings ★ Zombies ★ Glowsticking ★ Sexcapades ★ Reality Tv ★ Hookahs ★ NSFW Humor ★ Comedy Movies ★ ASPCA ★ NORML ★ Horror Movies ★ Bass Guitar ★ Belly Dancing ★ CHEESE ★ Gay Marriage ★ Texas ★ Latest Tech Gadgets ★ Zombies ★ Rum ★ Gore ★ Japanese Street Fashion ★ Cosplay ★ Electronic Music ★ Tequila ★ Bitch Beer ★ Signs ★ Comic Books ★ Sexual Roleplaying ★ Pranking Friends ★ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups ★ Vikings ★ Halo 3 Matchmaking ★ Badass Rifles ★ Cage Fighting ★ The Internet Generation ★ Being On Webcam ★ Colorful Tattoos
TURN OFF'S
Here's a list of things I don't ♥. Seeds ★ Stems ★ Game Overs ★ Bong Water ★ Arrogance ★ Inconsiderate People ★ Hypocrites ★ Cockroaches ★ Ignorance ★ Power-Hungry Pigs ★ Bored Cops ★ Emo Attitude ★ Scene Kids ★ Vacuum Cleaners ★ Loud Trucks ★ Bad Odor ★ Body Hair ★ Fake People ★ ATTENTION WHORES ★ Animal Abuse ★ Jersey Shore ★ Scratched CDs ★ Lv1 Pokemon ★ Crying Babies ★ Scientology ★ Skanks ★ Cunts ★ Stalkers ★ Off-Brand Cheetos ★ Fast Zombies ★ Anti-Marijuana Propaganda ★ Crazy Christians ★ Rude People ★ Unfunny Drunkards ★ Discrimination
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The first strains of hella good shit that I got to try.
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